July 2010
Don't fall for this
Guy:Help! Help! Help!
Girl:What?
Guy:The CIA is trying to steal my penis!!!
Guy:I need to find a place and hide it!
Girl:How can I help?
Guy:Can I hide it in you?!!
God would never give us a problem that we can't...
What's Normal?
June 2010
Emotions one hell of a thing
y0ukn0w:
I’m not the hardest guy to keep happy. I mean even the smallest things keep me smiling for a long time. Anyone can say that. I don’t even ask for a lot. Just somethings here and there, but just sometimes when I don’t get what I want it really gets to me. Like if I have to cancel plans or if I got to change my plans because of some unknown element. I hate when I get like this. I don’t...
Boxers or Briefs?
Why do guys grab their crotch at the most random...
When boys pull a dick move, nobody cares. When...
rawritsian:
leeahbaaaby:
(via juliebaby, jadoretiffany)
Being a girl,
I’ve always wanted to be as pretty as the next girl who i thought was “perfect” I know I sound shallow but it’s the truth. I wanted to be one of those typical girls, so I layered my hair, bought knew clothes, and even got myself a boyfriend at the age of 12. But to me, I still don’t feel like that typical girl that I always see. So again I would attack my looks by...
I just wanted to go to a beach during a sunset and...
If I was your Boyfriend →
julie-annsmiles:
ryanxd:
leiyacabanilla:
nikki-baby:
tristanmichael:
wsupjamilynx3:
ohyesaurielle:
jonman13:
I would
let you put make-up on me
bring you on top on my rooftop & watch the sunset go down
show up at your piano recitles, dance performances to support you
play thumbs war with you when you’re bored
make matching outfits for us because I think its cute
poke...
Your so sad you should buy a Happy Meal!
I can be the nicest, most innocent person during...
rawritsian:
(via obsessionjason)
remember those times when you lied to your parents to stay after school to hang out with your friends? or those times when you made up a lie to keep your friends from getting in trouble from the teachers. or how you would stick up for your friends ass even when your pissed off at them…OH HOW MUCH I LOVE THOSE DAYS. but this time around they’re would be more lies, more arguing, and...
anyone wanna go malling with me on friday??
just close your eyes. . .count to 3. . .and just...
6 stages of a break up
1. The Realization (part1)- Lately you notice that things have been a bit rocky between you and your partner, well ROCKY may be an understatement! TREMULOUS, ROLLER COASTER RIDE FROM HELL is much more like it. Okay, maybe now I’m exaggerating. Anyways, you’ve come to realize that things aren’t going to work out unless you enjoy getting the...
I Love You. . .
hehehe :3
Fellas, be careful with what you say to a lady....
whenj-annsayshi:
andgraciesays:
itsznancy:
ashhleyjanel:
staaarasaur:
-pawinnnn:
soopafreshhx:
itshallielee:
dangggmichelle:
(via xraynaaa, ohheynara)
reblog if you can take your bra off with your...
rawritsian:
compulsivedreamer:
-miserableatbest:
justintr-:ihaveahugedickblog10:(via kindracantspell)
it takes 1 day to change someone’s perspective
1 minute to change a person
and 1 second to change a life
So tell me why almost all adult women [30 and up] in my family have a facebook and only use it to play the stupid apps? They’re freaken facebook addicts and won’t admit it.
I still love Celtics though!
(via ohsnapitsgwen)
My Point of View.: Danng, →
I’m not hating on anyone but I remember going to a YFC meeting and all the girls were in a group separated from the guys.And we talked about young girls dressing like their getting ready for a stripper club or dressing like their fucking mature already.I seen pictures on myspace,facebook,&tumblr…
Boyfriend survay
1. What’s his name? Erick Jesse Supnet :3
2. How long have you guys been dating? 7 months and about to be 8 3. Do you celebrate your anniversary? How often (every month, year, etc)? monthiversaries xD
4. When is his birthday? How old does that make him? December 16… so old :] 5. Does he like to play video games? ._____. not even a question lol
COD all day everyday xD 6. Are...
my guy friend wont stop flirting with me =.=”
